~Tymestalker

Saw this on a few journals and thought I'd do one myself.

Guess what movie the following quotes are from. When one is guessed, I will type the movie name after the quote as well as who guessed it. No cheating! No looking up quotes or movies or anything. Just try and do so from memory.
Good luck.


[Character 1] : Yuck!
[Character 2] : "Yuck"?
[Character 1] : I’ve never kissed you with a beard before.
[Character 2] : I kiss you, and you say "yuck"?

found by Star Trek: Insurrection
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I can tell you one thing: if we were at war, I'd want him on my side.

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[Character 1] What was he like?

[Character 2] He was always a stupidly optimistic man. I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.


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You know - these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes when we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass

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Communicate with the Soviets? We can't even communicate with the Pentagon. And they're just across the goddamn river.

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Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

found by Unbreakable
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Isn’t this religious? It’s the eternal battle between good and evil...saint and sinner. But you’re still not having any fun!

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Some crazy lady was going to cut your heart out and you wanted more specific instructions? Perhaps you'd want it in writing or a diagram maybe?

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Now how can the ref call that? It was a clean kick to the face mask.

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[Character 1] That’s not fair!

[Character 2] You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

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[Character 1] Robbers.

[Character 2] They’re men. We don’t know yet whether they’re robbers.

[Character 1] Faces that ugly could only belong to robbers. Don't worry, I'll turn them all into pigs.

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Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap? Tell me, what was the indisputable evidence you were going to use on me right before I walked up to you and put my hands in the air?

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Death does not wait for you to be ready! Death is not considerate or fair! And make no mistake: here, you face Death.

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[Character 1] In the back of the truck you're driving, there's 13 billion dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?

[Character 2] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Climb out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.

Found by Die Hard with a Vengeance
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[Character 1] So you’re the little lady who started this great brouhaha?

[Character 2] I think you have me confused with a friend of the President.

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[Character 1] Men under strain can snap. Hurt themselves. Hurt others. That's why our job is talking, not yelling. You'll do better to think of this place like an intensive care ward in a hospital.

[Character 2] I think of it as a bucket of piss to drown rats in. That's all. Anybody doesn't like it can kiss my ass.

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On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.

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You're sweet... and you're young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

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Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand long after they have turned to dust.

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I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions.

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